Riddick is one of the last of a race called the Furians? Please. If someone asked the viewing audience "How many of you thought: 'The Fast and the Furians'?" I am fairly certain that everyone's hand would go up. That wasn't CGI: those monoliths were carved from pure Wisconsin cheddar, propped up by dialogue like "It's been a long time since I smelled beautiful," as Riddick (Vin Diesel) sniffs Dame Vaako (Thandie Newton), and "It's an animal thing," after Riddick stares down a bad CGI creature that somewhat resembles a puma with spiky scales. This, by the way, takes place on a planet by the name of Crematoria. *eye roll*
Chronicles of Riddick? More like Chronicles of Ridiculous.
So far, unless Spider-Man 2 turns out to be worthwhile, Shrek 2 is looking like the best movie of the summer.
Come on, Serenity (2005). Come on, X-Men 3 (2006).