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Caution: Hobbits On Board?

Seen on the road today: a black and white Mini Cooper. Its front license plate? "HALFLING."

*chuckles* I've seen many bits of Lord of the Rings memorabilia, but never a car before now. And a LotR pun, at that.

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hokiegirl1
Feb. 5th, 2004 06:23 pm (UTC)
Too funny - have you seent this yet?

Dating tips from Lord of the Rings.

When you're trying to catch the cute guy's eye is the exact moment
the dwarf will pick to approach you;

Eating raw fish is no longer a sign of a sophisticated date. (That
said, you have to admit the Atkins plan is working for Gollum.)

If you're the only girl among 100 guys you'll still fall for the
only one who has a girlfriend;

When overused, terms of endearment such as "precious" lose their
meaning;

All couples fight, but battles shouldn't last so long that one of
you has to get up and stretch your legs or use the bathroom;

It doesn't matter if you look like Liv Tyler; your pining and
whining will still get on people's nerves;

Don't blame your friends just because they can see right through
your creepy little partner;

If you can get along on a road trip, the relationship will probably
last;

There will come a point when it seems like the relationship should
be over. Don't drag it out. Just end it there.

And finally, the mother of all dating wisdom:

Some people will go to any lengths to get a ring; others, having had
one for awhile, will go to any lengths to chuck it into a volca
pointedview
Feb. 6th, 2004 08:59 am (UTC)
Re:
I'll confess I hadn't seen that one. Re: Gollum, I keep meaning to make an icon with him holding that fish that says "Sushi connoisseur."
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